The Aliway.

The Aliway is a mysterious creature living in the habitat of her bedroom. She is rarely seen outside of this environment.
Eating habits consist of all-day grazing, with three main meals each day. Diet is varied, but consists primarily of Coca Cola, chocolate and some varieties of pasta.

The Aliway's daily habits include drawing, lurking on the internet, listening to music and occasionally leaving her den to hang out with similar creatures of her kind.

P.S. The Aliway is a Scottish/Australian female who grew up in Papua New Guinea. Take that SJWs.