Number one, I'm new to this whole 'Tumblr' thing, so cut me some slack.
Two, hi. I'm The Aliway, but you can call me Aliway or just Ali.
The Aliway is a mysterious creature living in the habitat of her bedroom. She is rarely seen - in person, anyway.
Eating habits consist of all-day grazing, with three main meals each day. Diet is varied, but consists primarily of Coca Cola, chocolate and some varieties of pasta.
Do not approach without some form of civility and decent grammar.
Show a love for certain bands/singers, and The Aliway will instantly drop all aggression and be nice to you.
Such bands to be armed with include My Chemical Romance, The Used, Linkin Park, The Cranberries, Red and Breaking Benjamin.
The Aliway's daily habits include drawing, lurking on the internet, listening to music and occasionally leaving her den to hang out with similar creatures of her kind.
Do not attempt to provoke aggression. Regret will be instantaneous.
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*sees little girl about to buy puppy on Better Homes and Gardens*
*starts bawling and screaming “NOOO DON’T DO IT ONCE YOU GET TO MY AGE THAT PUPPY WILL BE OLD AND IT WILL DIE LIKE MY PUPPY DID GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KID DON’T DO IT TO YOURSELF —-“
Yeah, maybe I should stop watching t.v shows that feature dogs for a while.
Dammit, dogs don’t live long enough.
oh god this. i never want to send them a follow up message asking if they received my last one in case they did and they just don’t like me D:
Aha, I know right? It’s such an awkward moment of “Did they get my message? Did it not send? Did they reply back but I didn’t get it because my internet fails? Did they reply but it’s taking forever for my tumblr to realise it? Or do they just not like me and aren’t gonna reply? WHAT DO I DO OH GOD”
It’s so awkward, and I should know, I’m the queen of awkward >_>
The moment when you can’t tell whether your messages aren’t working or if everyone just hates you. >_>
Side effects of shipping your OTP include:
- unwanted feels
- spontaneous outbursts of crying
- wailing
- grinding of teeth
- desires to throw yourself into oncoming traffic
- nausea
- masochism
- curling up into a fetal position
- loss of sanity
- absolute destruction of the soul
(Source: tsunderestiltskin, via dewdroplotus)
14 days of Downton Abbey
Day 11: Favorite quotes
tchaikovsky: hmmm this 1812 overture finale still needs something
tchaikovsky: ok i got flutes, clarinets, oboes, violins, tuba, blah blah blah
tchaikovsky: boring
tchaikovsky: hmmm
tchaikovsky:
tchaikovsky:
tchaikovsky: i got it
tchaikovsky: 16 PIECES OF MUZZLE-LOADING ARTILLERY OF THE CONDUCTOR'S CHOICE
tchaikovsky: there
tchaikovsky: that should do it
(via Nail art rayé au Neon… Back to the 90′s Ladies ! | PSHIIIT)
SUDDEN URGE TO BUY ALL THE NEON NAIL POLISH. (must do before I go overseas 8D
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
(Source: kormasutra, via yourbonessowhite)
